Thou Shalt Translate

Download Thou Shalt Translate today and maketh thy modern words most wondrously timeless. Forsooth, the fun awaiteth thee!"

Ever wondered how thy LOLs, bruhs, and 'Netflix and chills' would sound if uttered by a Victorian gentleman or a medieval bard? ENTER: Thou Shalt Translate! This delightful app dost taketh thy modern slang and converteth it into the most proper, old-timey English of yore. From Shakespearean sonnets to Dickensian dialogue, thou shalt impress (or confuse) all thy friends with thy newfound linguistic elegance. Thy texts shall be most wondrous, thy tweets most divine, and thy DMs most chivalrous. Download now, forsooth!