Choppy Wood: One-Tap Logger

It's cold outside. Try to get warm.

Choppy Wood is a one-tap arcade game about a woodcutter, a fire, and a slightly unreasonable amount of firewood. Tap to swing the axe. Land a clean chop and the fire grows. Keep your timing and the fire keeps climbing.

It starts at a quiet snowy camp. Then it gets toasty. Then it gets warm. Then it gets — okay, that's definitely too warm. You're not stopping the cold so much as overshooting it into a small personal apocalypse. That's the fun.

ONE TAP, NOTHING ELSE Everything is a single tap. Easy to start, genuinely hard to master. Time each chop, ride your streak, and stack the multiplier.

COLD TO INFERNO Climb from a snowy camp through the bonfire, the forest ablaze, the firestorm, and out the other side. Six zones, each colder-then-hotter than the last, with a deadpan verdict waiting whenever you finally lose the rhythm.

GLOBAL LEADERBOARD Pick three initials and chase the top of the worldwide high-score board. No account, no sign-up, no nonsense — just your score and your initials.

NO ACCOUNTS. NO ADS. NO TRACKING. Free to play, plays offline, respects your time and your data. The only thing it sends anywhere is your leaderboard score.

You will not get warm. You will get cooked. Try anyway.