Hätte Hätte: Stock Market Game

Getting rich is easy... when you know the future.

Hätte Hätte is a time machine for your portfolio. Start in 1988 with €10,000 and trade through real market history — dotcom, 2008, the crypto boom, the AI rally — all the way to today. You already know what happens. The only question: can you do better?

Your rival is the sloth: bought the index once, never touched it again. Beat the most boring investor alive — or watch taxes, fees and your own nerves eat you alive.

• 1988 to today — real market phases, real prices • Stocks, ETFs, gold, commodities & crypto • Realistic German capital-gains tax & fees, simply explained • Beat the sloth and the stubborn savings plan • Challenges + an anonymous leaderboard (no sign-up, no personal data)

Free. No ads. No in-app purchases.