holybucket: Website Analytics

Your website leaks and you can't see where. holybucket reads the Google data you already have and tells you what to fix this week. Free for 7 days.

Your website leaks. You just can't see where.

Every week you pour traffic in: posts, ads, the SEO you bled for. Most of it quietly disappears, because the tools meant to explain it won't speak plain English. Google Analytics hands you 200 numbers and zero answers. The simpler alternatives make you bin your data and start from scratch. Consultants send beautiful reports that tell you it rained.

holybucket is the one that talks back. It reads the Google Analytics and Search Console you already have, then tells you in plain sentences who poured in, where they leaked out, and what to fix this week. No dashboards to build. No analyst on retainer. Nothing to install, unless you act on a fix, and even then our Learn guides hand you copy-paste prompts that do the work.

SIX FOCUSED VIEWS, NOT A WALL OF CHARTS • Bucket - your week in one sentence: traffic kept vs. leaked, and your highest-leverage moves. • Target - pick the one conversion that matters, then see which pages help or hurt it. • Leaks - every page ranked by what it loses, who's pouring out, and why. • Sources - your traffic sorted into channels that actually make sense, and getting tighter over time. • Visibility - what's rising, the clicks you're leaving on the table, and whether AI names you. Connect Bing to see where you rank in the index ChatGPT and Copilot pull from. • Moments - log a post or launch, then see what it really drove. Add UTM links to split social impact out cleanly.

AN AI THAT ACTUALLY HELPS Every week: a one-line read of your traffic and a short, ranked list of moves - each tagged win, opportunity, or leak, each with a concrete how. Like a sharp founder friend who reads your analytics every Monday and tells you what they'd do.

LIVE, IN REALTIME Watch who's on your site right now on a live world map, filtered to your ideal customer. Mirror it to your TV via AirPlay and let the bucket fill in the background.

BUILT ON TRUST Read-only access. No write permissions, ever. Works with Google Analytics, Search Console, and Tag Manager. We never sell your data or use it for advertising, and we never train AI on it - and when Google samples a number, we say so plainly.

WHAT YOU NEED A website running Google Analytics 4. New to it? Built-in Learn guides wire you up in about ten minutes each, with copy-paste AI prompts that do the work for you.

Built for founders and solopreneurs who'd rather build than write reports or trust expensive analysts. The power's back in your hands.