Pretend calls for parents
A friendly crew who know your child by name — helping with bedtime, brushing, and big feelings, one short simulated call at a time.
Officer Otto is a creative parenting helper for the little moments that turn into long ones — bedtime, brushing teeth, sharing, cleaning up, and the dozen tiny standoffs every family knows by heart.
Hand your kid the phone. A friendly character calls — by name — and gently helps with whatever's going on. It feels a little like a pretend phone call to a storybook friend, except this friend actually listens and answers what your kid says.
MEET THE CREW
• Officer Otto — the kind neighborhood officer
• Captain Cosmo — astronaut with stars in their eyes
• Explorer Toko — curious wanderer of forests and rivers
• Principal Pip — bookish and warm
• Chief Blaze — brave fire chief
Each character has their own voice, their own style, and their own scenarios. Pick the one your kid will love most today.
EIGHT EVERYDAY SCENARIOS AT LAUNCH
Brushing teeth, bedtime, screen time wrap-up, cleaning up toys, sharing, kindness wins, getting dressed, and a few more. Pick the scenario, pick how gentle or firm you want the tone, and hand over the phone.
DESIGNED FOR REAL FAMILY LIFE
• Calls are short on purpose — 90 seconds, then they end on a positive note
• Each character calls your kid by name and remembers what happened last time
• Sophie's Otto and Max's Otto are different — they remember different promises, pets, and wins
• A quiet chat surface where you can brainstorm privately with any character ("she's been melting down at bedtime — what should I try?") without your kid ever seeing it
SAFETY IS THE FOUNDATION, NOT A FEATURE
• Characters never threaten removal, jail, or anything frightening
• Characters never label your kid — only the behavior, only the moment
• Every call ends warmly, with belief in your kid
• Two calls per child per day max — we want this to feel rare and special, not habitual
• You read every transcript and own every memory
A PARENT-FIRST PRODUCT
This is built for you, not your kid. The kid only experiences Officer Otto during the call itself — about 90 seconds. Everything else — settings, profiles, chat, transcripts, memories — lives behind your account, for your eyes only.
• Sign in with Apple
• Real one-tap account deletion in Settings
• No ads, no tracking, no data sold
• Your child's information stays tied to your account and is never shared
A NOTE ON HOW TO USE IT
Officer Otto is a creative tool — a little like a puppet, a bedtime story, or a sticker chart. It's not a parenting replacement, and it's not therapy. Use it as one warm tool in your kit, talk to your kid about it afterward, and lean on the chat side when you want a thinking partner for the hard stuff.
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