Roast My Day

Your daily anti-self-help vibe. The only app that won't tell you how to improve.

Good day? Bad day? Doesn't matter.

Describe your day — and get roasted mercilessly.

No motivation. No therapy. No mercy.

DRY & JUDGMENTAL Precise. Dry. Devastating.

EXTRA CRISPY More direct. More chaotic. Significantly worse for your self-esteem.

• Fatality Line — the final killing blow
• Level system with bonus roasts
• 7 themes to share on TikTok & Instagram
• Deutsch, English & Español

Roast your day. No subscription. This will not end well for you.