Cooked: Red Flag Crush Decoder

Drop their pic. Swipe ten cards. Verdict in ninety seconds — no group chat needed. No horoscope. Just receipts. 5 dimensions, 10 swipes, zero guessing.

He left you on read for six hours. Mid-chat. You spiralled.

Cooked tells you what your group chat won't.

Drop a photo of your crush, situationship, or that ex you keep checking. Swipe ten behaviour cards tailored to the photo and your context. Get an honest verdict — red flag score, green flag score, full breakdown, and a three-step plan you can actually use this week.

WHAT YOU GET • Red flag / green flag scores tuned to your specific situation • Five-dimension breakdown: communication, emotional maturity, consistency, boundary respect, future potential • Receipts — every red and green flag, written plainly • Action plan: three concrete moves for this week • History tab so you can compare reads

HOW IT WORKS

1. Photo of the subject + a nickname
2. Pick the relationship: crush, dating, situationship, partner, ex
3. Swipe ten yes/no cards (ninety seconds)
4. Read the verdict

BUILT FOR GEN-Z No horoscopes. No platitudes. Direct, honest, slightly savage — like a bestie who actually tells you.

PRIVACY Photos are processed once and deleted from our servers immediately after. Nothing is kept.

Cooked is for entertainment and self-reflection. It is not therapy or a substitute for professional advice.

USE COOKED WHEN • A new match's profile feels off but you can't say why • You're three weeks into a situationship and need a verdict • You're stuck deciding whether to text the ex • The group chat is split 50/50 • You want a second opinion that isn't your mum

FAQ Q: Is this an AI dating coach? A: Cooked uses AI to generate the questions and score your swipes — but the read is built around YOUR observations, not a chatbot's projection.

Q: Do you store my photos? A: No. Photos are uploaded for one analysis run and deleted from our servers straight after. Nothing persists.

Q: Will my crush know I checked them? A: No. Cooked never contacts the subject and nothing leaves your phone except the photo for processing.

Q: How accurate is the verdict? A: As accurate as your swipes are honest. Cooked translates the patterns YOU confirm — it doesn't invent flags.

Drop the pic. Get the receipts. Stop spiralling.

WHAT MAKES COOKED DIFFERENT We're not horoscopes. We're not "trust the timing." We're a structured ten-card behavioural check that tells you what your gut already suspects, in words you can use. Built by people who've been the friend in the group chat too many times.

PRICING Cooked is a subscription app. The verdict, breakdown, action plan, and saved history all unlock with an active subscription — weekly or yearly. Cancel anytime in App Store settings.

PRIVACY & SAFETY Cooked is built for self-reflection on situations YOU are in. We never contact, profile, or store data about the person in the photo. The subject's image is used only to seed the AI's question generation, then deleted from our servers.

Stop spiralling. Start deciding.