StonkBlitz

60 seconds. $100. Direction random. One bet, two endings: genius or meme. Either way, screenshot goes to the group chat.

Stonk Blitz is the trading game where everyone starts as Warren Buffett and ends up applying for Uber Eats. 60 seconds. Real charts. Real leverage. Completely unhinged decisions.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE Take $100. Pick a direction. Pray. Get it right and you're a genius. Get it wrong and you're a meme. Either way, you're sending the screenshot to the group chat.

THE LOSSES ARE BEAUTIFUL Got liquidated at 50x? There's a meme for that. Went short right before a moon? Same. Stonk Blitz doesn't judge you. It just documents everything.

DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS Global leaderboard. Daily rankings. The group chat humiliation is real and so is the glory. Challenge your friends, lose together, argue about who would have won if the market wasn't "clearly rigged."

COME BACK EVERY DAY Daily streak system. Daily challenges. Daily opportunities to prove you've learned nothing from yesterday.

FREE TO PLAY 3 winning trades per day — because even the market has limits. Go Pro+ when you're ready to lose unlimited times.

No financial advice. No real money. No dignity. Just vibes.

Ready to become the worst trader in your group chat?

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