Bleep Me

Major Update Interactive Blood Gas Calculator Seamlessly switch between Light and Dark themes Polished UI Improved app icon visibility Stability and minor bug fixes

Full access to all clinical protocols, calculators, and tools requires a subscription. Subscription options: Monthly (£0.99/month), Annual (£9.99/year), Lifetime (£19.99 one-time). 7-day free trial for Monthly and Annual. Cancel anytime in your device Settings.

Bleep Me Pocket Guide is the essential digital handbook designed by a UK Resident Doctor for Foundation Doctors, SHOs, and Locums. It replaces the scrunched-up cheat sheets in your pocket with a fast, offline-first clinical tool that works when the Wi-Fi doesn't.

Built for the reality of the "night shift," this app gives you instant access to the most common protocols, emergency management steps, and clinical calculators you need to manage patients safely out-of-hours.

KEY FEATURES:

100% Offline & Fast No loading screens and no logins. The entire database lives on your phone, ensuring you have answers instantly—even in dead zones.

Critical Emergency Protocols Don't panic during a crash call. Access clear, step-by-step management guides aligned with NICE guidelines.

Common Bleep Management Practical "How-To" guides for the jobs that actually wake you up:

Falls: Full post-fall review checklist. Confusion: Managing the agitated patient. Death Verification: A clear step-by-step guide. Pain Management: Prescribing safely on the ward; and many more.

Integrated Clinical Calculators Stop switching apps. Interactive tools are built right into the guidelines:

Wells Score for DVT/PE GCS (Glasgow Coma Scale) ORBIT & CHA2DS2-VASc NIHSS Stroke Score

Secure Jobs Checklist Keep track of your tasks with a built-in, totally offline "To-Do" list.

Add jobs quickly (e.g., "Bloods Bed 4", "Review IVs Bed 10").

Privacy First: Your list is stored 100% locally on your device. No data is ever sent to the cloud or seen by us.

WHY BLEEP ME?

Made for the NHS: Guidelines, drug names, and units are tailored for UK clinical practice.

Privacy Focused: We believe medical tools should be private. No accounts, no tracking, no ads.

Subscription Options

Full access to all clinical protocols, calculators, and tools requires a subscription. Choose the plan that works for you:

Monthly — £0.99/month with a 7-day free trial Annual — Save more with a yearly plan, also has a 7-day free trial period. Lifetime — One-time purchase for permanent access

All plans unlock the complete app including 50+ protocols, interactive calculators, CPR timer, and offline access. Try free for 7 days — no charge until your trial ends. Cancel anytime from your device Settings → Apple ID → Subscriptions.

By Doctors, For Doctors: Created by working NHS doctors to solve the problems faced during actual shifts.