OuchMoney: Roast My Spending

Be the first to get roasted. Drop a bank statement and watch Penny turn 30 days of bad decisions into a comedy special. For spenders who need a laugh, not a lecture.

OuchMoney is the AI budget planner and bill tracker that actually makes you stick to a weekly budget — by roasting every pound you blow on doomscroll shopping, subscription waste, and that fourth oat latte this week.

For couples, families, ADHD spenders, payday-to-payday survivors, and anyone who needs financial therapy with a laugh track.

Upload your bank statement or drop a receipt. Penny, your AI financial comedian, reads every transaction like evidence at a trial and turns your worst spending decisions into a live stand-up roast.

-- OUCH CARDS -- Every purchase gets 6 AI-generated "ouch cards" — dark-humor insights that show you exactly what that Pret run actually cost you in work hours, freedom days, and opportunity cost.

-- THE ROAST -- Pick your comedy style and let Penny tear into a full month or year of spending:

• Classic Set — stand-up burns, one slide at a time
• Running Bit — one escalating routine that builds to a kill shot
• Dark Humor — darker, meaner, no mercy on the self-sabotage
• Crowd Work — brutally personal. Nowhere to hide.

-- WHAT PENNY KNOWS -- Penny uses your profession, age, city, income, debt, and savings goals as ammunition. The more he knows, the harder he hits.

-- ADD CONTEXT -- For each transaction, add a note — "stress-bought this," "friends were round," "work reimbursed me." Penny will weaponise your own admission against you in the roast.

-- YOUR NUMBERS -- Set your monthly take-home, freedom target year, and savings goal. Every ouch card shows the real cost of your purchase: hours of life sold, days of freedom delayed, and what that money compounds to by your freedom year.

No fluff. No gentle nudges. Just the cold, funny truth about where your money actually goes.

OuchMoney Premium unlocks unlimited imports and daily roasts.

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