Not Me! Offline Party Games

A total rebuild: 22 games in one app, 121 themed packs, 10,189 cards. No internet, no sign-up, no ads. Pass the phone around and start accusing.

One room, one phone, twenty-two games. Nothing to set up: open the app, pick a mode, start passing the phone around.

Every secret card looks the same — same size, same flip, same buzz. The only thing that can give you away is what you say, how long you pause, and how confidently you claim it was obvious all along.

WHO DOESN'T BELONG • Spy: Locations — everyone knows where they are. Except one • Spy: Characters — everyone plays the same famous person. One has no clue who • Off Topic — everyone answers the same question. One got a different one • Impostor — one word, one clue each, one liar • Chameleon — everybody sees the board of words. One doesn't know which one counts • Undercover — almost everyone got the same word. Almost

WORDS AND CLUES • Alias — explain the word, never say the word • One Word Only — you get exactly one clue. Choose it well • Taboo — the five easiest words are off limits • Charades — no words, no sounds, just you • No Adjectives — nouns and verbs only • Starts With — every clue begins with the same letter • The Hat — three rounds, the same words, less help each time • Who Am I? — phone on your forehead. Tilt down to score, tilt up to pass • Hot Potato — name one, pass the phone, don't be the one holding it

MAFIA • Mafia — Don, Detective, Doctor and Maniac, with the app walking the host through the night so nobody has to memorise the script

QUESTIONS FOR EACH OTHER • Most Likely To — point at someone on the count of three • Never Have I Ever — put a finger down if you have • Would You Rather — two bad options. Pick one • Truth or Dare — choose, then don't back out

DEDUCTION • Spectrum — talk your friends to the exact spot on the dial • Yes/No Riddles — a strange situation, and only yes-or-no questions allowed

WHAT'S ALREADY IN THE BOX 121 themed packs and 10,189 cards: Animals, Food & Dishes, Professions, Movies & TV, Internet & Memes, Space & Science, World Cities and a hundred more. Every single card is written in both Russian and English, so a mixed table can play together without anyone translating.

Run out of words? Build your own pack inside the app: paste a list from your notes and it sits right next to the built-in ones.

NO INTERNET, NO ACCOUNTS, NO ADS There is not a single line of networking code in this app. It works the same on a plane, in a basement bar or on a road trip. No sign-up, no ads, no trackers, no analytics. The only things stored are your settings and your own word packs — on this phone and nowhere else.

18+ PACKS STAY HIDDEN Some packs are marked 18+: drinking, flirting, grown-up humour, spicier dares. On a fresh install you won't see them at all. One switch in Settings turns them on, so game night with kids and game night with friends never collide.

BUILT FOR EVERYONE AT THE TABLE The app follows your system text size, including the large sizes from Accessibility, and respects Reduce Motion and Reduce Transparency. VoiceOver labels, light and dark themes. Night Table switches the game screens to dark paper when you're playing in low light, and you can reveal a card by holding or by tapping, whichever suits the group.

The app is completely free: no subscription, no in-app purchases, no watch-an-ad-for-a-hint.