Hood Robbin

Trade insider tips. Dodge the SEC. Fade the pundits. A satirical trading sim where the only thing real is the consequences.

Hood Robbin' is a satirical mobile trading game that puts you in the shoes of a retail investor with access to insider information. Start with $50k, buy tips from shady sources, and watch your portfolio soar — until the SEC comes knocking.

Buy and sell commodities, ETFs, stocks, and memecoins. Accept insider tips that move markets. Trade on margin when you're feeling reckless. But every trade on inside info raises your heat level, and when the SEC calls, you'd better pick up.

Features: • Real-time market simulation with random walks and news events • Insider tip system with two-stage price pumps • SEC investigation mechanic — warnings, fines, and prison • Margin trading with leverage up to 5x • Boss mode — hide the app behind a fake spreadsheet

No actual securities laws were broken in the making of this game. Probably.