Burnout Smasher

Turn your workplace stress into points. Burnout Smasher puts your real enemies — PIP reviews, merge conflicts, quota misses, tax deadlines — on cards, then lets you smash them into oblivion across three fast-paced arcade modes.

——— 4 GAME MODES ———

Card Smasher Enemy cards fly in from both sides. Swipe the right side to destroy them before they reach you. Build combo chains up to 8× and obliterate everything standing between you and that corner office.

Firewall Defender Enemies swarm from both flanks. Tap to aim your turret and fire. Hold your ground — then grab power-ups to turn the tide: Caffeine Rush — hold to rapid-fire gold lasers 10X Engineer — piercing lasers that shred through everything Out of Office — instant screen wipe The Intern — auto-turret deployed

Not My Job portrait play, desk at the bottom, tasks drop straight down. Swipe UP near a falling task to send it back to sender. Catch GREEN perks on your desk to charge the Auto-Reply force field.

Pipeline Panic Nine sublanes of pure chaos. Navigate 3 main lanes, recruit intern teammates to absorb hits, and survive multi-lane boss waves that scale with every second you stay alive.

——— BUILD YOUR OWN THEME ———

Choose from 6 built-in themes — Developer, Sales, HR, Student, Accountant, and more — or build a fully custom one. Name your own enemies and rewards, upload your own photos, and play against whatever stresses you out most. Custom photos become boss avatars in Pipeline Panic.

——— COMPETE & CLIMB ———

Three separate Game Center leaderboards — one per mode. Track your personal bests in the Hall of Fame (top 10 stored locally). Earn ranked titles based on your score, from Intern all the way to CEO.

——— BUILT FOR THE GRIND ———

• Enemies get faster the longer you survive • Combo multiplier rewards clean, consistent streaks • Optional rewarded second-chance after game over • Full haptic feedback on every hit and kill • 60fps SpriteKit, landscape mode

Download Burnout Smasher. Your stress has earned it.