Dumb Calories: AI Food Tracker

Open, log, forget.

Don't waste your time on calorie tracking. You've got better things to do.

The illusion of exact measurement: Imposing an accounting audit on a bowl of soy yogurt and fruit ignores how metabolism and food labels actually work — nutritional databases are built on approximations, and your tracking should reflect that.

You don't need gamification, streaks, recipe databases, forums, or notification spam to eat well. Describe a meal in a text note, a photo, or your voice, and Dumb Calories logs the estimate and gets out of your way.

What you get:

• Text, photo, and voice logging — say what you ate the way you'd say it out loud
• A daily total and a 7-day trend, not a decimal you'll never act on
• Macros, weight history, and your deficit against goal
• Apple Health sync for calories burned
• iOS and web, one account — log on your phone, review on your laptop

What you won't get:

• Ads. Ever.
• Streaks, badges, or a coach repeating what you already know
• A database to scroll through at dinner

Text logging is free, with no ads. Voice and photo logging, your 7-day overview, and full history and charts come with Dumb Calories Plus — free to try for 14 days.

Dumb Calories Plus is an auto-renewing subscription (monthly or yearly). Payment is charged to your Apple ID at confirmation of purchase. It renews automatically unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period; manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings.

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