SBTI Personality Test

MBTI tells you who you are. SBTI tells you how you're wrecked. 16 types, 20 questions, 2 minutes — a report worth posting.

You've done MBTI. You know who you are.

But do you know HOW you're wrecked?

SBTI (the anti-MBTI) isn't a personality test — it's a vibe check for the mental state you'd never admit out loud, turned into a report you'll actually want to post.

20 oddly specific questions. 2 minutes. One of 16 wreck-types:

· Chronically Online — everyone moves and you're already panicking · The Simp — sound to everyone except yourself · Doom Spender — pay clears in three seconds flat · Delulu — not thick, just need to believe · NPC Mode — joy doesn't reach you, neither does pain · The Yapper — could deliver a TED talk, hasn't done a thing · Aggressively Mid — alright at everything, ace at nothing · Skint but Posh — overdraft says no, taste says yes · One Crash-Out Away — fine for months, then the kettle breaks …and 7 more.

You'll get: · Your wreck-type + a punchline made to share · A 'mental MOT' report · A share card that'll absolutely land in the group chat

Want the deep cut? Unlock your full report — how you ended up wrecked, hidden strengths, real struggle, ways out — once, forever.

For laughs only. Don't relate too hard. (You will.)