Dumb War

Dumb War is a satirical turn-based strategy game where global conflict meets questionable decisions.

Command your cities, manage your budget, and launch attacks using everything from powerful missiles to completely fake ones. Outsmart your opponent, defend your population, and survive the chaos of modern warfare — with a humorous twist.

FEATURES

• Turn-based strategic gameplay
Plan your moves carefully across attack and defense phases

• City management
Control multiple cities with different roles and vulnerabilities

• Tactical arsenal
Choose between real weapons, decoys, interceptors, and more

• Mind games & deception
Use fake missiles and distractions to confuse your opponent

• Dynamic outcomes
Every decision impacts your cities, economy, and survival

• Satirical tone
A lighthearted take on serious global tensions

Will you dominate through strategy… or make the kind of decisions that start a very dumb war?

Play smart. Or don’t.