The Damn Weather

The weather app your weather app wishes it was. Sarcastic forecasts. Stunning charts. Widgets with attitude. No ads. No subscriptions. Just the damn weather.

Other weather apps tell you it's 72° and partly cloudy. This one tells you you're an idiot for not bringing a jacket.

The Damn Weather delivers real-time, local forecasts with thousands of sarcastic phrases that say exactly what you're already thinking about the weather. Keep it clean, or unlock explicit mode if you can handle it.

WHAT YOU GET • Swipe between saved cities with live conditions and forecasts • Hourly and 10-day forecasts at a glance • Detailed charts for temperature, wind, humidity, precipitation, and pressure • Sun arc, UV index, moon phases, and dew point • Small, medium, and large home screen widgets with attitude

WHY PEOPLE SWITCH • No ads. No subscriptions. No account required. • No tracking beyond your location. • Powered by Apple Weather for accurate, reliable data. • Actually fun to check the weather.

The Damn Weather. Because you deserve a forecast that gets it.