Mom Jokes Alarm

Wake up laughing every morning! MomJokes Alarm replaces boring alarm tones with hilarious "yo mama" jokes. 630+ jokes, zero subscriptions.

Wake up to laughter, not dread.

MomJokes Alarm is the alarm clock that replaces your boring ringtone with a nonstop stream of hilarious "yo mama" jokes — all performed by professional English voice actors.

Every time your alarm goes off, you'll hear a fresh, randomly mixed set of 50 jokes pulled from a library of over 630 recordings. No two mornings sound the same.

HOW IT WORKS

Set your alarm just like you would with the built-in Clock app. When it fires, instead of a generic beep or melody, you'll be woken up by a continuous comedy set of mom jokes. Hit snooze if you need 9 more minutes of sleep — then get hit with even more jokes when the snooze ends.

FEATURES

630+ professionally voiced "yo mama" jokes in English Fresh random mix of 50 jokes generated for every alarm Works exactly like Apple's native alarm — because it uses AlarmKit Set one-time or repeating alarms for any day of the week 9-minute snooze with a brand-new joke mix Simple, clean dark-mode interface No ads. No subscriptions. No data collection. BUILT ON ALARMKIT

MomJokes Alarm uses Apple's AlarmKit framework, so your alarms are as reliable as the ones in the built-in Clock app. They fire on time, every time — even if the app isn't running.

PERFECT FOR

People who hate waking up (that's everyone) Comedy fans who want to start the day smiling Anyone tired of the same alarm sound every morning Prank-loving roommates and family members

PRIVACY

MomJokes Alarm doesn't collect, store, or share any personal data. All jokes are stored locally on your device. Your alarm schedule never leaves your phone.

Download now and turn every morning into a comedy show.