Hubby Observatory

The Poo Timer alone is worth the download. Score his daily wins and bathroom marathons in a retro arcade made for two.

Wet towels on the bed. Cupboards left open. The toilet marathon. Score it all in a retro arcade scoreboard, built for wives, played by both of you.

Hubby Observatory turns the everyday friction of married life into a playful logbook. From half-open drawers to heroic chores, every behavior earns or loses XP, and his rank shifts in real time.

[HOW IT WORKS]
. Tap to log Oops Moments (selective deafness? -50 XP) . Tap to log Gold Stars (took out the trash? +15 XP)
. Watch him climb from Cosmic Landmine to Wife-Spoiling Maniac
. Start the Poo Timer when he heads in, speedy exits earn bonus, marathons cost him

[REPORTS YOU WILL ACTUALLY READ]
. Daily, weekly, and monthly report cards
. XP trends, top behaviors, time-of-day patterns
. Built-in evidence gallery for the receipts . Share to your group chat in one tap

[RETRO ARCADE VIBES]
. Pixel-art rank icons
. Live Activity on the Lock Screen during timers
. Home Screen widget showing his current rank
. English and Traditional Chinese

[BUILT FOR LAUGHS, NOT FIGHTS]
Show him his rank. Watch him earn his way back up. Most husbands love trying to climb the leaderboard against themselves.

[PRIVACY]
Everything stays on your device. No accounts. No sharing unless you explicitly tap Share.

Free, with optional rewarded ads.