Navigator of Shame: Funny GPS

1.34M+ unique roasts. Native Apple CarPlay. Hands-free voice. The GPS that remembers your bad habits — and never lets you forget them.

1.34M+ UNIQUE ROASTS. NATIVE APPLE CARPLAY. ZERO MERCY.

Navigator of Shame is the sarcastic AI GPS that puts a fully reactive comedy personality on your phone — and natively on your car dashboard with Apple CarPlay. Industrial-grade navigation. A voice that is genuinely disappointed in you.

THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROAST LIBRARY

1,340,000+ natively written insults across 10 languages and 35+ voice packs. Hardcoded variety — not the same ten lines on loop. You’ll rarely hear the same burn twice.

Contextual AI that talks about YOU: your habits, your frequent stops, your inability to use a blinker.

Landmark Guidance: Beatrice and Vinny recognize your local gyms, churches, and hospitals — and have opinions on all of them.

Insult streaks, combos, and Shame Badges for consecutive driving mistakes.

NOW ON YOUR DASHBOARD — APPLE CARPLAY

Full CarPlay map integration with Mapbox navigation, built for Apple’s hands-free vehicle guidelines. Clean layout. No messy phone clutter.

Say “Hey GPS” or call your character by name (“Vinny!”) to check ETA or fire open-ended questions over the car speakers.

AEROSPACE-GRADE NAVIGATION

Dead reckoning & IMU fusion through tunnels. 3D urban landscapes. Kinetic timing that scales with your speed. Compass-blended heading — no spinning maps at stoplights.

Waze-style community alerts. Offline maps. Alternate routes. Fuel, parking, and search along route.

PASSENGERS, RIDESHARE & ROAD TRIPS

Road Trip mini-games, insult voting, and live spectator links.

Commercial / rideshare mode: turn Uber/Lyft rides into an interactive comedy show. Passengers scan a QR code and join in real time.

GLOBAL & BLUETOOTH READY

Natively written sarcasm in English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, Portuguese, Dutch, and more.

Clean playback even over older car Bluetooth.

Stop driving like an amateur. Start driving with an ego. Download Navigator of Shame — the most polarizing GPS on the App Store.