Nobody Asked

The app is the friend at the table who can't keep quiet and has no filter.

It requires at least 12GB of RAM to run local LLMs and is supported only on iPhone 17 Pro or newer, M series iPads, and M series Macs.

"Nobody Asked" is the friend at the table who can't keep quiet.

Set your phone down, pick a personality - Cynic, Comedian, or Savage - and let the AI eavesdrop on your conversation.  When it hears something worth roasting, it interrupts with a one-liner. Out loud.

Everything runs on your device. No cloud. No accounts. No data leaves your phone. No ai credits needed.

Perfect for:

• Game nights and dinner parties
• Late-night debates that need a third opinion
• Finding out which friend can't take a joke

Features:

• Free version to test 2 spoken lines and see if your device supports local llm's.
• 100% on-device AI - works in airplane mode
• LLM Ministral-3-3B-Instruct-2512-Q4_K_M
• Voice Model Qwen3 TTS 0.6B
• Natural voice output in English
• Supports listening to English, Dutch, German, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese
• Choose your AI personality: cynic, comedian, or savage

No data collection. Just unsolicited commentary.