Curling Chaos

Throw stones. Scrub frantically. Look ridiculous. Curling Chaos turns your phone into an ice sheet where sweeping is everything and dignity is optional. No skill required

Curling Chaos is the curling game where throwing is easy and sweeping is everything.

Drag back to aim. Release to throw. Then scrub your screen like you're trying to remove a stain from the ice itself.

Your frantic finger motion controls the stone... side-to-side to speed it up, front-to-back to slow it down, diagonal to nudge it left or right. The harder you scrub, the more the stone responds.

The ideal outcome: someone nearby asks why you're attacking your phone.

Features:

One-tap gameplay. No tutorials. No accounts. Pick up and throw.

Real directional sweeping. Not taps. Not timing windows. Actual scrubbing, tracked by direction and intensity.

Physics that make sense. Every outcome traces back to what your fingers did. Wins feel earned. Disasters feel caused.

Solo and VS Computer modes. Practice with 4 stones or play a full end against an AI opponent who is just competent enough to be annoying.

Haptics, screen shake, and broom squeaks. The game feels alive under your fingers.

Leaf Blower Mode (Pro)

Unlock the ability to tap furiously behind your stone and blast it with air. Forward impulse plus random wobble. One tap helps.

Repeated tapping creates chaos. Panic tapping ruins everything. That's the joke.

Pro also unlocks unlimited play. Free users get 2 full matches per day.

No ads. No subscriptions. No multiplayer. No microphone. Just you, your phone, and the strange looks from everyone nearby.

Good curling.