This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

Do not buy this game. There are no instructions. Okay, you figure some things out. Then the game glitches and you cannot get it to move anywhere. There is a button on the cog labeled System that reads “reset all data”. So, you decide to start over, hit that button and you wind up in the same place with absolutely none of the resources that you spent a couple of days building up. I tried resetting it. Same place. I tried deleting it and reloading from the App Store. Same thing. Nothing to do but consider this a real learning experience and just be glad it was so cheap anyway. I would like to get my money back or the game fixed, but on their website (pretty cool looking site, by the way) you have to jump through hoops, download some software to join them, etc. I do not download those kinds of software. I do not do Social Media. I just want easy pay and play and a way to fix it if there’s a problem. Who ever heard of a game that you cannot restart from the beginning? No simple Customer Service spot, just like there are no instructions on how to play the game. Sorry, don’t get it, you will be frustrated.

My only complaint is that the game isn’t longer. But, for $3 I am happy with the purchase. Gave me a good 7 hours of engaging game play that make sense with no spammy mechanics. I really enjoyed this game!