This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

like this game is super fun and all, i dont have a problem with its length, i think it looks great and is super satisfying to play, but MAN is it awkward to play in landscape. like im pretty sure this game came out on steam first, but revolution idle has a portrait mode, cmon neow 😭

This game definitely scratches the dopamine itch, with cards flipping over, flashing lights, and increasingly large numbers filling the screen. Unfortunately, that’s the extent of the game for the next 4-5 hours, with a few incremental unlocks (jokers) and specialty cards. The upgrade prices increase exponentially from thousands to millions to billions to trillions, but the resulting “big ticket” items don’t move the needle enough. If you’re happy with “number go up” (but slowly), this is a good fit. I enjoyed my time, but after a few hours I uninstalled because I felt like I had seen everything there was to see (I didn’t really explore the new suit variants because it was just more of the same).

This was way to short of a game and a bit grindy as well I think I paid too much for this being the thing that glowed up my phones ram