Poo Compare

Compare and share your bathroom achievements with friends.

Poo Compare

Poo Compare is a fun, light-hearted app that lets you scan the deed, estimate your output, and turn everyday bathroom moments into clean, shareable achievements.

Instead of awkward photos or gross messages, Poo Compare transforms your results into playful comparison cards — like small animals and inanimate objects — so you can share the moment without sharing anything inappropriate.

How it works

• Scan your poo to estimate length and weight • No photos are saved or stored — ever • Instantly generate a clean, shareable achievement card • Compare your output to animals and objects for laughs • Save cards to your device or share them directly with friends

Lifetime Achievements & Stats

Poo Compare also includes a Lifetime Achievement calculator.

Enter your date of birth and adjust your estimated daily output to calculate:

• Lifetime output since birth • Today’s output • This week, month, and year • Per-week, per-month, and per-year estimates

Each result has its own shareable card, letting you track progress and flex your stats over time.

Privacy & Safety First

• No photos or videos are ever captured or stored • No accounts or profiles are required • All data stays locally on your device • We do not collect, store, or transmit personal data • Payments (if you choose to purchase optional features) are handled securely by Apple

Poo Compare is designed purely for entertainment and humor. No medical analysis, diagnosis, or health advice is provided.