Paid to Poo

On the toilet again? Track the time, get paid (kind of), and get a laugh along the way.

Paid to poo is the app that turns your bathroom breaks into something a little more fun — and oddly satisfying.

Ever found yourself sitting on the toilet thinking: “How much am I actually getting paid right now?” Now you can find out.

With Paid to poo you can: Start a timer when you sit down See what your toilet time is worth based on your hourly pay Enjoy jokes and puns while the clock keeps ticking Perfect for: workday bathroom breaks, slow mornings, anyone who enjoys silly humor and pointless math.

Paid to poo doesn’t take work too seriously — but it does the math properly. Because if you’re on the toilet anyway, you might as well know what it’s worth.

Paid to poo Laugh a little. Sit a while. See what you’re earning.