WeAreLazy

The App is 100% free. No ads, no premium, no paywall. Everything is unlocked from day one. "In-App Purchases" are a call to voluntary activism. Our sloth will thank you.

WeAreLazy calculates how much you actually earn while doing absolutely nothing at work.

Press play. Watch your salary tick up. Guilt-free procrastination, finally.

WHAT YOU GET: • LazyMoney, a real-time counter of what your employer pays you to do nothing • Daily, weekly, and all-time procrastination stats • A world leaderboard: compare your slacking across countries, industries, and job titles • Stats that would make any HR department nervous • A retirement countdown, because hope matters • LazyRatio, the percentage of your work time spent doing absolutely nothing • Stealth Mode, disguises the app as a clock for the cautious procrastinator • Color themes to match your mood (or lack thereof) • And more!

THE RULES: The app only works during your declared working hours. Because procrastination outside of work is just called "living."

Invite friends, challenge coworkers, and settle the eternal debate: who really does the least?

Self-proclaimed last in productivity apps since 2025.