Alarm Clock: Reveille Mission

Your alarm is too easy to kill. Reveille won't shut off until you're out of bed — then checks back so you can't crawl in. It rings every time.

REVEILLE — THE ALARM YOU CAN'T CHEAT

The problem was never waking up. It's staying up.

Your phone's alarm is too easy to kill. One swipe, eyes shut, and you're back under before you've decided anything. Reveille takes the easy exit away. It won't turn off until you've actually done something, and it checks back to make sure you didn't crawl in again.

• No swipe, no shortcut. The only way to silence it is to finish a real mission.
• It gets you on your feet. Scan the peanut butter in your fridge, find an object across the room, do real push-ups the camera counts. By the time it's quiet, you're already up.
• It makes sure you stay up. Finish your missions, lie back down, and a check-in fires a second alarm. Most alarms just make noise. This one keeps you vertical.

IT RINGS WHEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO

Loud, on time, every time. It stops only when you're actually awake. No surprise alarms, no silent mornings, and no ads in your face while you're half asleep.

15 MISSIONS

Math, memory, barcode scans, step counts, object hunts, push-ups, even a 30-second bomb to defuse. Physical missions beat puzzles. Your half-asleep brain can solve math in its sleep, but it can't fake 30 steps. Stack up to 5 per alarm.

HELL WEEK + 12 RANKS

A 7-day boot camp that gets stricter each morning: fewer snoozes, shorter check-ins, harder missions. Climb 12 military ranks from Recruit to General as your streak grows. No other alarm turns discipline into something you can see.

WHAT YOU GET

You stop being the guy who can't get out of bed. You break sleep inertia properly (no zombie hour, no 11am crash) and you win the first fight of the day before 7am.

TRY IT RISK-FREE

Start free. Give Hell Week one honest week. If you're not waking up earlier, we'll refund you, no questions asked.

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