You Suck At Football

Physics-based rage game where you control a chaotic football through parkour. Dodge obstacles and conquer speed-based challenges in this rage-inducing action-soccer game.

YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL is a physics-based rage game unlike anything you've played. Guide your uncontrollable football through obstacle-filled parkour stages where speed, timing, and pure chaos collide.

FEATURES

• Chaotic Physics-Driven Gameplay
Feel the unpredictable momentum and bounce of your football—colliding, spinning, flipping unpredictably as you race.

• Parkour-Style Challenge Courses
Sprint, glide, and ricochet through ramps, drops, moving platforms, and more—designed to disrupt your control and test your reflexes.

• Easy to Learn, Hard to Master
One-touch controls make it accessible, but those tight corners and tricky jumps will push your skill to the limit.

• Rage-Inducing Fun
Embrace the laughter (and maybe a few sweaty palms). Perfect for short bursts or long races.

• Stylish Visual Flair
Bright, cartoony visuals pop off the screen—vibrant fields, dynamic camera, and fun animations create a visually rich experience.

REASONS TO PLAY

• For fans of physics games — reminiscent of ragdoll chaos meets competition
• Fast-paced and wild — courses designed to break you (in a fun way)
• Shareable moments — each fail is a highlight; ideal for clips, streams and screenshots
• Play anywhere, anytime — pick up and play with one click; no complex menus

JOIN THE MADNESS

Join a community of players who share their funniest fails, speedruns, and best tricks. Zoom into the YouTube shorts, clips, or send us your most epic launch.

SPECIAL LAUNCH NOTE
Based on the hit Steam game, YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL brings the same chaotic joy to iOS—fully optimized for touch and mobile performance. Chat, compare scores, and spread the chaos!