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Features & Capabilities

Welcome to Smash the Steak—a playful stress-relief cooking game for Chrome. Tenderize, sear, and play with your steak in a safe, goofy kitchen that lets you vent frustration through fun interactions.

With tools like Finger, Hammer, Knife, Blowtorch, and Bomb, you can experiment and watch textures change in real time. It’s a lighthearted, entertaining way to unwind after a long day.

User Growth & Download Statistics

By:
Ammonite Design Studios Ltd
Rating:
4.40
(257)
2 new ratings
Version:
2.0 Last updated: 2025-10-01
Version code:
878557545
Creation date:
2024-10-01
Compatible devices:
Size:
125.93MB
URLs:
Website ,Privacy policy
Full description:
See detailed description
Source:
Apple Apps Store
Data ingested on:
2026-06-05
Compare stats and ranking:

Ranking

Other platforms

Android
Smash the Steak (v2.2)
1,462,905 2.20 (2,359)

Contact the developer

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Developed by:
Ammonite Design Studios Ltd
Apple Apps Store
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/smash-the-steak/id6723898232
Website:
http://www.ammonitedesignstudios.com

User Reviews

Reviewers largely praise Smash the Steak for engaging, entertaining gameplay and strong visuals, with several calling it addictive and recommending it to others. However, recurring complaints include intrusive ads and monetization, including offline ad removal. A few reviews note inconsistent character reactions, and some content features crude humor that may offend. Overall sentiment is mixed: many players enjoy it, but ad fatigue and tone deter others.
Pros
  • Engaging and entertaining gameplay that players enjoyed.
  • High-quality graphics/visuals praised by reviewers.
  • Broad positive sentiment with several reviewers willing to recommend the game to others.
Cons
  • Excessive in-game ads and monetization, including a pay-to-remove-ads option for offline play.
  • Inconsistent in-game character reactions or AI behavior mentioned by multiple reviewers.
  • Off-color humor and sexual innuendo that may offend some players.
Recent reviews
Yeah how greedy can you be talking about some pay for remove ads to play offline see I tried to play without WiFi but you pull that off how great and also you will never be Charlie the steak
by br*****, 2026-02-27

Why doesn’t he scream and wiggle in pain anymore Also too many ads #stopasainhate
by Sc*****, 2026-02-07

Had a blast playing this game. This game changes my life for the better. So I give this game a five out of five on stars. It’s so peak. Even kids will like it. Peak for a 14 and a 70 year old. I would recommend this game to everyone I know. If you are reading, you should do the same. This game competes with the greatest games of all time. This game is also addicting. Played for one month straight. This game made me lose my wife and kids. This game is just horrible.
by zn*****, 2025-10-23
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