Corporate Mystic

Ever wanted corporate coaching that’s sarcastic, brutally honest, and spot-on? The Corporate Mystic gets it — and coaches like someone who’s been through it all. Based on Tarot principles and over 25 years of corporate life experience, the Corporate Mystic uses custom drawn characters and scenarios to guide you on the challenging journey to the middle management promised land.

And yes, we do have the option to turn down the sarcasm, if you want to actually use the feedback and advice in your yearly review.

Why Choose The CorporateMystic? → Daily Coaching With a Twist: Start your day with personalized ironic career advice served cold—it's strategy that will make you shake your head and smirk! → Irony Levels to Match: Dial up the snark from subtle to bold, all while keeping the advice actionable. → Tailored to You: Customize the tone, role, and career level to fit your unique journey. → Targeted Insights: Get advice tailored to bosses, colleagues, or friends—perfect for 1:1s or reviews. → Never Miss a Moment: Set coaching reminders for your manager sync days and get ready. → Share the Wisdom: Save and share sessions to inspire your team with a touch of sarcastic mysticism.

How It Works:

1. Set your preferences: personalize coaching by adding your name level, role, career level and dial-in the tone, from sarcastic to uplifting.
2. Add the Mystic widget to the home screen for your daily card awareness and quick access to your daily coaching session.
3. Receive coaching reminders on the days you set.
4. Dive deeper with varied session options before critical meetings or projects.
5. Share the fun (and ancient corporate wisdom) with friends and colleagues.

Bring clarity to chaos, humor to hurdles, and a fresh, ironic twist to your corporate career coaching. Take control and reclaim your work-sanity balance.

Free, and no subscriptions. Yes, no subscriptions. Mostly because we hate subscriptions as much as you do, so... again, no subscriptions!