Vol Connect

> Be me M35 going into my 7th year of undergrad for theatre and my minor in conservative arts > Already married but wife makes me sit in the chair I DINT LIKE THE CHAIR!! >:((( > Meet Alyssa (fake name) F17 a newly graduated freshman > She takes my morning breath away at first glance *insert LEGO Batman gif* > We already know where this is going > I approach her, my gamer sups belly bounces up and down as I move in for the kill > I say her pigtails remind me of the cuteness and innocence of younger girls > She blushes and giggles and tells me she wants to tickle the hairs of my neckbeard (3rd neck in between the 2nd and 4th to clarify) > I let out a hooty holler and tell her about my impressive Touhou figurine collection wink at her when describing the exclusive limited time bunny girl versions of both Hakurei Reimu and Kirisame Marisa > She squirms with excitement and exclaims proudly she similarly has both of those figures > I just died in your arms tonight .mp3 > ffw 2 years > Be me M37 in my 9th year of undergrad my minor and major swapped with each other > I stopped talking to Alyssa F19 now #expired > TLDR nothing really changed from this AND MY WIFE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN THE CHAIR HRMMPH!! >:((( > Go Vols!