No It All

This app will randomly answer Yes/No questions. Even better, it allows you to set the probability that the answer will be No vs. Yes. If you need help saying "No", crank the probability of "No" way up (even 100%). Also, you can equivocate by setting the probability that the answer is "Maybe". Each possible answer has multiple different phrasings -- so it seems more thoughtful. You can speak your question, instead of typing it. And the app will read the answer -- in case you're using it with young children.