Scary Baby: Horror Escape Game

Chapter 4 New hope I returned home to my little Tommy; I found him on the App Store and got him this baby game because I know how much Tommy loves Babies. He says they taste like blueberries. This is when my troubles began. Somehow the game knew how I found Tommy! The cutscene has two people putting a baby outside a woman’s house! The women then takes in the baby who is a ugly potato with disgusting hair and misaligned eyes and horrendous red lips worse than the joker’s! The only thing they got wrong was I found Tommy in the sewers when he was 28, not when he was a baby. Chapter Bird Awards of 2013 Presidential flower arrangement After I left to go work at the slaughter house for McDonald’s, I came back and found Tommy playing the Baby game. The gamer women who found the baby was killing some red gorilla with fire! I spanked Tommy for downloading a game without my permission and sent him to bed with no food for the 36th day in a row! I decided the play the game because of my doctors closet burning down recently and what happened shocked me! The gamer women found groot watching fire!! SHE THEN LED GROOT TO MORE FIRE AND THEN KILLED GROOT BY OUSHING HIM INTI FIRE! If I hadn’t seen the great grass attack in my dentists driveway, I wouldn’t have said this is the second most dusturbing thing I have ever seen! Chapter 3+7 Return of the Yeti After bankrupting Ronald McDonald’s 4th lawyer, I decided the play the game again when Tommy was busy eating the mail. The gamer women MURDERED DEATH!, I WAS SO SAD THAT MY IDOL, DEATH, WAS KILLED BECAUSE SOME SUPID UGLY BABY WAS POSSESSED! THE GAME ended with a ugly Dumbledore being recused by gamer lady after kidnapping the baby again. RIP GROOT! I burned Tommy’s IPad 360 in front of him, to demonstrate how to rid yourself of sins. Tommy cried but I comforted him by giving him some pig skin. Chapter forty Tremors: aftershocks A few days later, Tommy started mimicking the baby game! He blew up my tree, summoned and killed Satan, and burnt a shark gorilla monster! He also pranked called Santa, causing him to crash into the Long necked rooster home. I was so mad at Tommy I banned him from eating for 4 months! Try it again Tommy! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!! (Real review: The game has a dumb story, gameplay where are you do is go some where and press a button. Some of the models are good like Scorpio who looks like a Halo covenant alien plus A quiet place alien. 4/10 Charlie looks like fake Dumbledore. Also the Mom dances whenever you murder a monster.) Subscribe to JoeMajinSonic