Vélib', app officielle

Have you ever been held down, tied to a cold bench, and forced to pay someone 1 euro every few minutes? Thats exactly what it’s like using Vélib. I can’t tell you the torture these bikes have put me through. I had to work 2 jobs just to pay off the debt this company put on me. My starving children cried every night because we were so poor as a result of Vélib and their services. I was forced to explain to my landlord how my salary had been sacrificed to a bicycle. My accountant looked at my statement, and said, “I’ve never seen anything like this before.” My family stopped asking how my day was and just asked, “how much did Vélib take this time?” I could’ve bought 37 bikes by now. Christmas is officially cancelled untill I financially recover from one bike ride. If financial ruin had a mascot, it would be those damn green bicycles. Take this as a warning to never, I mean NEVER use Vélib! (It ruined my life)

Wow. Where do I start, for one half the bikes don’t work. When it does, it’s an enjoyable journey, until you lock it up at a velib station. You do everything right and still these scammers charge you 90 euro and tell you the bike is still out and you can’t do anything about it. Even after you prove to their terrible customer service that you did everything right they will tell you that you messed up and they can’t help you. On multiple occasions it didn’t register that I put the bike up and it wouldnt let me get a new one. I call customer service and they tell me I did something wrong. I prove to them on FaceTime that it is correctly docked and they say thank you I will end your trip, but they won’t refund my money. There is certainly a fiery castle in hell for those people. Save yourself your time and money and don’t use velib.