Synergy: Make Corporate Ipsum

Synergy is the Lorem Ipsum generator Peter Gibbons would use in a TPS Report...if he were a graphic designer and had a need for a Lorem Ipsum generator.

Or prove to your hipster friends that you knew about this local, freegan band long before they about it.

This app doesn't just string together random words -- it creates grammatically correct sentences. You'll sound way smarter than everyone else in the room...they won't even understand what you are saying!

The slider sets the amount of jargon that is generated. You can also add your own custom words to the mix.

Have your phone read the jargon out loud!

This app has been called "one of the great achievements of human thought".

• Formulate a new business plan!
• Sound smart at meetings!
• Communicate with the Board Of Directors on their level!
• Amaze your boss with your marketing fluency!

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