Insultation

Insultation is a small library of comebacks, quotes, birthday burns, and excuses, organised so you can find the right line in about three seconds..

What Insultation contains:

Insults — short, sharp, and the right side of mean. For when "what a lovely person" won't do. Quotes — famous put-downs from people who could turn a phrase. Wilde, Churchill, Parker, the usual suspects. Birthdays — one-liners for the people you love enough to roast. Excuses — for getting out of things you don't want to be at, in a way that nobody can really argue with.

Tap or swipe through. Save the ones you'll use again.

What Insultation does not do:

No accounts. No tracking. No data collection. No subscriptions. No ads. The privacy nutrition label is "Data Not Collected" and Insultation has nothing to send anywhere even if it wanted to.

Made by Indy.inc in the United Kingdom. Designed for iOS 26 and iPadOS 26.