Ringo

i love your art style but this game wont run on newer iphones!

Man I don't know why that one star reviewer spent so much time complaining about this game. I mean it's free!!! This is a totally awesome time waster and well worth the zero amount of dollars I spent on it. The NES style graphics are cool and snappy, the sound effects and mini-jams are sweet, and the controls are just indirect enough to make moving around the screen somewhat challenging and therefore more FUN than a super direct control scheme would be. When life gives you pixellated apples don't turn them into sour grapes, make apple slawce!

But this game seems kinda...pointless. There's no challenge or obstacle for you to overcome. Let me explain. When the level starts, there are two things on the screen: the player and an apple. Using a strange set of controls, you move to the apple and collect it. Congratulations, you beat te first level. Moving on the second level. Maybe the developer increased the difficulty, maybe an enemy was added to hinder your process... No. The player and the apple are loaded again on the screen, but in a different location than before. Using that same set of controls, you move to the apple and collect it. Now you're on level three. And so on, and so on. It took me little over 20 seconds to whiz past the first 10 levels, and it only took that long because I was fumbling with the weird control scheme. All in all, the developer has to add something. ANYTHING. Because, as of right now, the game is about as entertaining (and challenging) as sharpening a pencil. Good day.