Flingy Ball!

after having a bounty on my head for 70 million dollars for committing armed robbery and having intensive intercourse with kirill, having my whole country blown to ash and being the last one to survive, not being loved by my parents, homeless for the past 10 years, had to ditch friends and snitch so i could save myself, hit my niece with a stop sign 9 times in the ankle, i thought that maybe i should have some fun and found this game and downloaded it of course thinking nothing would happen. I was oh so very wrong. 3 days after i downloaded this game my doctor told me my severe case of aids was gone and I had none to worry about and my dad called me saying he loved me and is coming over. the next day i won the lottery and my whole family came back asking for a share, i also became king of asia and conquered russia so i could find kirill and give him a big ol kiss. The very next day i took over the world and called earth robson land cause robson is who owns the land and the land is for robson. This game really does make dreams come true, changes lives, shapes the earth, fixes shattered hearts, finds lost souls and returns them to their rightful owners. This game works wonders.

10/10 Would recommend