Hobo Simulator

Hobo Simulator is a one-of-a-kind life simulation game where you start as a hobo and work toward power and wealth. Each move consumes one day and triggers random events—from coin searches and car washes to street fights and even robbing banks—along with options to open an office or found a startup. Almost every event occurs randomly, and your path is shaped by your daily choices and risks.

Your health, happiness, and satiety continuously fall as days pass. If any stat reaches zero you have seven days to recover, or die. You’ll celebrate birthdays each year, may find empty bottles to sell, and potentially buy an immortality pill—though it does not protect you from hunger, sickness, unhappiness or poverty. Strategy, competition with friends, and quick, bold decisions are key to surviving and thriving.