Maim Street

Maim Street drops you into the chaotic world of John Stopman, the busiest crossing guard in town. Your job is simple in theory: help pedestrians cross the street, but the reality is anything but. Traffic is out of control, and you’ll need quick reflexes, smart positioning, and a sense of humor to stay alive. The game embraces over-the-top humor and a surreal vibe, delivering fast, chaotic gameplay with a cheeky cast of characters.

As you play, you’ll unlock more than 40 upgrades and a variety of powerups to tilt the odds in your favor. Collect prizes to customize your game, meet dozens of pedestrians with their own stories, and uncover town secrets. The original soundtrack keeps the pace furious as you improvise your strategy in this cheeky, hectic Chrome extension for fans of fast, funny action.