Haywire Hospital

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital, a galaxy-spanning hospital management game from the makers of Naughty Kitties. As Chief Administrator, you’ll hire the galaxy’s best doctors, cure bizarre illnesses, and grow your clinic while managing coins, butter, and sardines in a lighthearted, humorous universe.

Discover and treat quirky patients like Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing; collect the Archives, a trove of hidden stories; expand to crush rival hospitals across the galaxy; and flirt with the hospital staff in a playful, satirical ride across the cosmos.