TypicalSpanish

Typical Spanish is a satirical and irreverent decision-making game that transforms Spain's history, politics, and everyday chaos into an interactive experience that's as fun as it is dangerous. A game where being in charge seems easy… until an absurd problem arises, an unnecessary controversy erupts, or someone decides to stir things up for the sheer sport of national sport.

From 1492 to a dystopian future dominated by algorithms in 2060, each game puts you in charge of an unpredictable, contradictory country, always on the verge of collapse. It's not about winning, but about surviving as many turns as possible without everything falling apart in the most ridiculous way imaginable.

MAKE DECISIONS. THEN REGRET THEM.

In Typical Spanish, each turn you receive a card with a situation as absurd as it is disturbingly familiar. Swipe left or right to make political, social, or downright improvised decisions. There are no good options. There are only consequences.

Every election affects four fundamental pillars of the State:

Budget: the money that never seems to reach everyone

Institutions: what sustains the system… until it stops doing so

Population: the people, always angry about something

Popularity: what they say about you before they change their minds

If one of these pillars drops to zero or skyrockets, the game is over. And it never ends well.

HUMOR, SATIRE, AND HISTORICAL MEMORY

Typical Spanish isn't just a humor game. It's a political satire with a long memory. The system remembers your decisions. What seems like a quick fix today can become a colossal problem tomorrow. Here, botched jobs pile up, and the consequences arrive late… but they arrive.

You'll encounter opportunistic politicians, real estate bubbles, angry neighbors, tenured civil servants, zealous activists, imaginary pundits, and algorithms that think they know more than you do. Everything is treated with irony, exaggeration, and a cartoonish editorial style that reinforces the satirical tone.

EVERY GAME IS UNIQUE

Reigns-style mechanics: simple, intuitive, and addictive

Dynamic cards and events that change in every game

Short, intense games, perfect for mobile

Unlockable trophies, rankings, and endings

Multiple playable eras with their own narrative identities

No two games are the same. Sometimes you'll fall quickly. Other times you'll think you have it under control… until you don't.

FOR MATURE PLAYERS ONLY (18+)

Typical Spanish is intended for players 18 and older. It uses satirical humor, political irony, and social exaggeration. It doesn't take sides; it laughs at everything and everyone. There are no heroes here, only survivors.

If you like narrative games, political satire, biting humor, or simply enjoy watching everything slowly spiral out of control, this game is for you.

WHY PLAY TYPICAL SPANISH?

Because governing has never been so absurd

Because every decision hurts in some way

Because laughing at chaos is also a way of understanding it

Because losing can be more fun than winning

Govern, improvise, make mistakes, and try again.

Download Typical Spanish and see how long you can last before Spain—again—slips through your fingers.