Bread2Go: Retro Pixel Parkour

Mum sent you out for bread. It is a five-minute walk through a small town, and you have done it a hundred times. Today it turns into a parkour adventure. Bread2Go is a funny retro platformer in hand-drawn pixel art that you can play completely offline.

🏃 ROOFTOP PARKOUR
Running is only the start. Parkour across rooftops, jump from garage to garage and ride a power line down to the street. The parkour controls are simple, the timing is not. Missed a jump? Try the parkour route again from a better angle. Running, jumping, sliding: this is street parkour, small-town style.

🎯 ERRANDS AND A SLINGSHOT
Nobody in the yard helps for free, and nobody has seen any bread. Get a ball off the roof for a crying boy, find a key lost in the washing, bring a spanner to the man under the old UAZ and buy a bus ticket. Each errand is a small adventure of its own. Win the slingshot challenge, five hits in twenty seconds, and the cats and rats will finally show some respect.

🗺️ EXPLORE A SMALL TOWN
Explore panel-block yards, rusty garages, a row of retro kiosks and a corner shop that somehow has no bread. Every place in this adventure has its own sound: the yard, the garages, the road. Explore rooftops for coins and you will find shortcuts nobody else uses.

📖 A STORY GAME WITH JOKES
Bread2Go is a story game told through the people you meet: grannies on the bench, a boy who lost his ball, a shopkeeper who has everything except bread. It is a funny game about the most ordinary journey there is, and every joke is part of the journey. A funny game for anyone who was ever sent to the shop and came back with something else.

🎨 RETRO PIXEL ART
Every frame is hand-drawn pixel art: panel blocks, washing lines, cats on the roofs. The pixel art is retro on purpose, a 2D platformer adventure that looks like the games we played as kids, with big readable sprites that stay sharp on any screen.

🕹️ ARCADE FEEL
If you grew up on arcade games, the controls will feel like home: left, right, jump and action. It is a 2D platformer in the spirit of classic retro arcade games, with retro pixel art drawn by hand. Short arcade sessions, a real adventure: one parkour run fits a bus ride. Buttons can be resized and moved to the other hand.

📊 YOUR JOURNEY IN NUMBERS
At the end of the day you get the stats: time, coins, errands, deaths and how many stones actually hit. Beat your time like in old arcade games, collect every coin and turn a clumsy walk into clean parkour. All of it works offline.

📴 OFFLINE, NO ADS
Take the journey offline anywhere: on the bus, on a plane, in a basement with no signal. This offline platformer has no ads, no timers and no energy, and the whole game works offline, saves and settings included. If you collect offline arcade games for the road, add this one. There is one purchase, "Buy the hero some bread": a loaf-shaped hat and an achievement. It unlocks nothing and skips nothing; it is simply the only way he ever gets bread.

🌍 English and Russian, switchable in the settings.

🚧 WHAT'S NEXT
This is day one of a longer journey: a country road, a village, a railway station, a market and more of the town, with more running, more parkour and more things that go wrong on the way. The story game and the platformer grow with every update, and every update tells you what changed. The 2D pixel art world gets bigger, every new day works offline too, and the retro jokes get stranger.

🍞 GO GET THE BREAD
Grab your coins, start your parkour run and explore the town. Download Bread2Go, the retro pixel art adventure you can play offline, and bring the bread home. If you can.