Last Words: Battery ka Drama

💀 LAST WORDS — Because Your Phone Deserves a Dramatic Exit

Your battery is dying. The least it can do is say something memorable.

Last Words watches your battery in the background and fires dramatic notifications as your charge drops — each one perfectly timed, darkly funny, and just a little too relatable.

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🔋 HOW IT WORKS

Set your battery thresholds (50%, 30%, 20%, 10%, 5%, 1%) and Last Words delivers a unique message and sound at each one — from mild concern to full existential crisis.

No accounts. No sign-ups. No data collected. Just your phone quietly spiraling.

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✨ FEATURES

🔔 Smart Battery Notifications
Dramatic, darkly humorous messages fire exactly when your battery hits your chosen levels. Each threshold has its own vibe — from "still fine... probably" at 50% to a full breakdown at 1%.

🎵 Custom Sound Packs
Every notification comes with a matching audio clip voiced for maximum drama. Swap between sound packs including the default pack and the Bollywood pack — all voiced for maximum entertainment.

🎛️ Fully Customizable
• Toggle individual battery thresholds on/off
• Separate controls for notifications and audio
• Preview any threshold anytime — "what would 5% sound like right now?"
• Works entirely in the background as a foreground service

📴 100% Offline & Private
Last Words never phones home. Your battery level, settings, and preferences never leave your device. No analytics, no ads, no accounts.

🏠 Home Screen Widget
See your battery status with a little Last Words twist, right from your home screen.

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🗂️ SOUND PACKS

Default Pack — English dark humor, dry wit, existential dread.
Bollywood Pack — Filmy dialogues, Hinglish drama, over-the-top emotion.

More packs coming soon.

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⚰️ PERFECT FOR

• People who forget to charge their phone (again)
• Anyone who finds regular battery warnings deeply boring
• Friends who love sending screenshots of their dying phone
• Humans who appreciate being roasted by their own device

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🔒 PRIVACY

Last Words does not collect, store, or transmit any personal data. Battery monitoring is done entirely on-device. Full privacy policy: https://revaltronics.com/lastwords/privacy

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Your phone's been quietly judging you for years. It's time it finally said something.

Download Last Words. Let it have the last word.
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