Pet Troll

Looks like a wholesome pet adventure… until it doesn’t! This troll platformer blends adorable, big headed animal characters with levels specifically designed to ruin your trust in everything that moves and everything that doesn’t.

The game invites you into a colorful, drawn world where every sweet little pet is secretly walking into its own doom. Platforms? Fake. Safe gaps? Lies. Helpful signs? Pure trolling, nothing is consistent, nothing is fair, and everything is trying to make you scream, laugh, or both.

Choose from a variety of pet skins, to personalize your suffering, from heroic hamsters to smug kittens and unleash them into a world designed to Pet You Down emotionally while trolling you at every turn. The charm is real, but so is the suffering, keeps the tone playful, colorful, and deliberately mean. It’s a world that hates you, but in a friendly, cheerful sort of way.

Think you can handle a platformer that’s both pet hostile and player hostile?