億る気がない

"I Don't Feel Like I'll Win a Million" is an entertainment app that humorously and self-deprecatingly expresses the unfortunate reality of not winning the lottery.

【🎰 Lottery Gacha】
Simple operation with just the press of a button. The draw is based on the probability table of the actual year-end Jumbo Lottery. You're almost guaranteed to lose, but very rarely you might win. Even if you win, a self-deprecating message like "Have you forgotten about taxes?" is included.

There's also a fake animation with an 8% chance of making you think you've won! Experience the cruel but hilarious moment when confetti rains down only to be told "It was a lie."

It features a double counter showing "Cumulative Winnings" and "Amount You Could Have Saved If You Hadn't Bought." The more you draw, the more your savings from a timeline where you didn't buy tickets accumulate—a quietly self-deprecating system.

【📊 Despair-Inducing Probability Comparison】
Compare the probability of winning the lottery's first prize (1 in 10 million) to impossible everyday events.

* Probability of being hit by a meteorite: 14 times more likely
* Probability of being struck by lightning: 8 times more likely
* Probability of finding a four-leaf clover: 1000 times more likely

The bar graph and dot grid visually demonstrate the horrific difference.


[💸 Life Waste Simulator]
"What if you spent 3,000 yen on lottery tickets every month for 30 years?"

The graph displays the brutal difference between the total investment and the estimated winnings. Furthermore, a list of "things you could have bought with that money" (e.g., multiple trips to Hawaii, multiple iPhones…) adds insult to injury.


[Other Features]
* Japanese/English support (automatically adapts to device settings)
* Onboarding explaining how to use the app upon first launch
* Pop and cheerful design (but the content is scathing)

* This app neither recommends nor discourages buying lottery tickets. It simply delivers reality.