The NPC Test

ARE YOU AN NPC?

The internet's most unhinged personality test is here. The NPC Test puts your consciousness, creativity, and free will through a series of psychological experiments disguised as a retro video game.

No generic personality quiz. No horoscope energy. Just cold, hard analysis of whether you're actually a real player — or just a background character running on a script.

HOW IT WORKS

Level 1: Internal Hardware
- We probe your mind's eye. Can you visualize? Do you have an inner voice? Can you feel your tongue in your mouth right now? (You're welcome.)

Level 2: Script Check
- Word associations, moral dilemmas, and trick questions designed to catch scripted responses. If you pick 7, we'll know.

Level 3: Turing Test
- Creative challenges that no NPC could pass. Make up a word. Describe the taste of water. Write a joke on the spot. Then prove you have human reflexes.

Biometric Scanner
- A full-screen face scan simulation that looks like something out of a sci-fi thriller. Totally theatrical. Completely unnecessary. Absolutely worth it.

YOUR RESULTS

Get your NPC percentage (0-100%) and discover your role:

The Glitch (0-20%) — You broke the simulation. Anomalous.
Main Character (21-50%) — Protagonist energy. Plot armor detected.
Quest Giver (51-80%) — Useful to the story, but following a script.
Background Texture (81-100%) — You are furniture with a heartbeat.

Unlock your Source Code Breakdown for a detailed analysis of exactly where your free will failed you.

FEATURES

- 38 questions across psychology, predictability, and creativity
- Randomized selection each playthrough — no two tests are the same
- Retro pixel art aesthetic with CRT scanline effects
- Original chiptune soundtrack and sound effects
- Reaction time testing with millisecond precision
- Shareable results card for social media
- Camera-powered biometric scanner effect
- No accounts. No sign-ups. No data collected. Just vibes.

Built for the chronically online. Share your score and find out who in your friend group is running on autopilot.

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