Nothing Works

Nothing Works is a lighthearted comedy game about embracing failure. No matter what you try, everything goes wrong - and that is the whole point.

Test your luck across four hilarious failure scenarios:

- Exam: Sit for a test and score zero every single time.
- Basketball: Take a shot and watch it miss in the most ridiculous ways.
- Job Interview: Attend interviews where rejection is the only outcome.
- Confession: Pour your heart out and get friend-zoned again and again.

Each failed attempt adds to your failure score. The more you fail, the higher you climb. Unlock achievements as you reach new milestones - from your very first failure to becoming a true legend of losing.

Features:

- Four unique failure categories with randomized failure messages
- Live score tracking with progressive rank titles
- 12 achievements to unlock through persistent failing
- Persistent progress saved locally on your device
- Clean dark-themed interface optimized for one-handed play
- Full haptic feedback on every failure attempt
- No ads, no permissions, no internet required
- Privacy-first: all data stays on your device

Nothing Works is a satirical take on the "try, try again" mindset. It does not require any special skills, fast reflexes, or strategic thinking. In fact, the less you try to win, the more you will succeed at failing.

Perfect for short breaks, bad days, or anyone who needs a reminder that failure is not the end - it is just a really high score.