Save Those Idiots

They’re small. They’re dumb. And they’ve just been handed explosives. What could go wrong?
Welcome to Save Those Idiots — a hilarious, chaotic 3D puzzle-action game where dragons drop bombs, goblins collect them, and you try to stop everything from exploding into absolute madness.

You’re not here to fight.
You’re here to keep the stupid alive.

🧠💣 Merge bombs wisely to prevent overflow.
👺 Launch bombs with goblin-powered catapults.
🔥 Watch out for chain reactions or… kaboom.
If all goblins die, it's game over. And yes, it happens. A lot.

💥 Think fast. Act smarter than them. (Not hard.)
💚 Save those idiots… or at least try.

How to Save Those Idiots!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to merge massive bombs while keeping your crew of lovable idiots safe from harm. Good luck, you'll need it.

Gameplay Basics

Aim Your Drop: Tap the left and right sides of the screen to position the bomb.

Drop the Bomb: When you're ready, hit the button in the bottom-right corner to release it. Don't wait too long, or the bomb will drop automatically! This timer gets faster as the game progresses.

Squeeze: Things getting tight? Use the button in the bottom-left to push the walls in! This costs gold, so try to use it only in emergencies. While active, the blue safe zone will temporarily expand.

Merge for Rewards!

Combine & Conquer: If two bombs of the same level touch, they'll merge into an even bigger, more dangerous bomb.

Get Rich: Every time you merge, you'll earn gold. Use it wisely.

The Ultimate Prize: Merge your way to the final level to claim a massive reward and finally get rid of that thing!

Save Your Idiots!

Stay in the Safe Zone: The blue area is the only safe place for bombs.

Danger Zone: If a bomb falls out of the blue zone, it will hurt your idiots.

Game Over: Be careful! If all of those idiots are defeated, your game is over!

Build Your Idiot Squad

Hire More Idiots: Use the gold you collect to expand your chaotic family.

Power Up: Head to the shop to buy items that might just make your idiots a little less helpless.

Meet the Idiots: Each type has a unique way of surviving:

Shaman: Heals all other idiots by giving a piece of his own health, then slowly regenerates. A true team player!

Waller: Increases the height of the blue safe zone, giving you more room for error.

Bomber: A low-cost idiot! Perfect for saving the day when you just need more bodies on the field.