Tooter - Fart Tracker

Tooter is the app your gas has been waiting for.

Record your finest work, run it through the patented Couric Scale, and find
out — scientifically — whether you've produced a humble Squeak or a true
Legendary Detonation. Then archive it, rank it, and share the masterpieces
with your friends.

RECORD & IMPORT
- Capture farts in crisp audio with a real-time amplitude meter
- Already sitting on a classic? Import existing clips (MP3, WAV, M4A & more)

THE COURIC SCALE
Every fart is analyzed and scored from 0 to 10 Courics, then ranked:
- 0–0.5 Squeak — barely there
- 1–2 Rumbler — a deep, rolling growl
- 3–4 Trouser Thunder — lightning in your pants
- 4–6 Buttquake — hold onto something
- 7–8 Brown Symphony — a melodic performance
- 8–9 Atomic Couric — clear the blast radius
- 9–10+ Legendary Detonation — windows may shatter

THE ARCHIVE
- Browse your full collection, sorted by score or filtered by rank
- Play back, share, or retire any entry

SHARE THE LEGENDS
Some farts are too important to keep to yourself. Send your top-rated work
straight to your friends.

Whether you're a casual rumbler or chasing your first Legendary Detonation,
your archive is waiting. Record. Analyze. Ascend.

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Tooter is a comedy app made purely for entertainment. It records and analyzes
audio clips for fun — the "Couric Scale" is a humorous scoring system, not a
medical or scientific instrument.